Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers befor eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.
To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher.
Golden Rule for Living (Author
Unknown.)
If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can't fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, put it back.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PARENTS
1. My hands are small; please do not expect perfection whenever I
make a bed, draw a picture, or throw a ball. My legs are short; slow down so that I can
keep up with you.
2. My eyes have not seen the world as yours have; let me explore it
safely; do not restrict me unnecessarily.
3. Housework will always be there; I am little only for a short
time. Take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly.
4. My feelings are tender; do not nag me all day long (you would
not want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness). Treat me as you would like to be treated.
5. I am a special gift from God; treasure me as God intended you to
do - holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by, and
discipline me in a loving manner.
6. I need your encouragement (but not your empty praise) to grow.
Go easy on the criticism; remember you can criticize the things I do without criticizing
me.
7. Give me the freedom to make decisions concerning myself. Permit
me to fail, so that I can learn from my mistakes. Then someday I will be prepared to make
the decisions life will require of me.
8. Do not do things for me; that makes me feel that my efforts did
not measure up to your expectations. I know its hard, but don't compare me with my brother
or sister.
9. Do not be afraid to leave for a weekend together. Kids need
vacations from parents, and parents need vacations from kids. Besides, it's a great way to
show us kids that your marriage is something special.
10. Take me to Sunday school and church regularly, setting a good
example for me to follow. I enjoy learning more about God.
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Today Peter went to mow the grass in the long garden. Imagine his surprise to find that all the little frogs are doing a mass exodus from the pond above the patio wall, up to the top of the garden. They are probably going to the woods that is the other side of the stream. So it looks like we are going to have long grass for a while. Can I remind everyone that this is the time for the tiny babies to leave the pond. Be careful if you are mowing or walking even. They are only about an inch long, much smaller than ourselves.
Here you go, some froggie things I found on Google .
Two brothers were out in the woods exploring
when they came cross a pond. The oldest told the other to go in and
see how deep it was.
Reluctantly, he went in and a few
seconds later, the older brother heard a loud splash and called out to
the younger brother "How deep is it?" He answered back
"knee-deep,"
And with that the older brother started walking in
and a few feet later, he fell in up to his waist. As they were getting out, the
older brother said, "Why did you say it was knee deep?"
"I didn't," said the other brother. "Then who
did then?" said the young one.
Just then a little chuckle came from the other side of the pond, they turned around and saw a laughing frog
rolling in the dirt.
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a
frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of
an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog
hopped into the princess lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can
prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, the princess dined sumptuously on a meal of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and
shallot cream sauce.
One day a frog was walking along the lane when he met a fox, he said:
"Hi! Mr Fox, I'm a wide mouth frog and I eat flies.
What do you eat?" The fox said "I suppose I eat
rabbits." and carried on walking down the lane.
Next the frog came upon a rabbit, and said: " Hi! Mr Rabbit, I'm a wide mouth frog. I eat flies. What
do you eat? " The rabbit frowned, took a couple of carrots out of his pocket and said. "Carrots I suppose!"
A bit further along the lane ended at a river and lying on the bank was an alligator, "Hi! Mr Alligator, I'm a wide mouth frog and I eat flies. What do you eat? The alligator smiled a huge toothy smile, licked his lips and with one bound, scooped up the wide mouth frog. One gulp and he was gone then he wiped his mouth and said:
"Hm, I eat Wide Mouth Frogs!"
THE DARING FROGGIE
Once upon a time on the border of a brook
A wicked little froggie who had never read a book --
Who had never read a story or a funny little rhyme,
Had a sad and tragic ending once upon a time.
The little froggie, sad to say, was very fond of flies,
And thought on this unlucky day that he had found a prize.
"Up, up I go," said Froggie; "I can climb as well
as hop;
I only hope he stays right there until I reach the top.
"I wish this wouldn't bend so much" said Froggie, going
higher:
"I wish that flies would shut their eyes and come a little
nigher.
But he is such a good one and he looks so very fine,
I think that I must have him, for it's time for me to dine."
So up he went, regardless of the danger he was in;
He saw a duck below him, but he didn't care a pin'
But suddenly behind his back the reed began to crack,
And all he heard was just one word, and that one word was
"QUACK".
LAUGHTER ~ LAUGHTER ~ LAUGHTER
THE BLIND MAN'S BREAKFAST; This really must be said is a bit of a "mucky" game but it is very, very funny. You will need two large sheets of paper, or better still an old sheet for the children to sit on! followed by children dressed in attire that wont matter if they get wet and sticky. Plenty of warm water, soap and a flannel, remembering a towel also to wipe the little dears clean after the game. The children sit opposite a partner, just within arms reach, boy opposite boy is best and girl opposite girl. They are then blindfolded and given a cut up slice of bread and butter in a dish and a spoon (Jam is optional) Then the game begins as each child takes it in turn to feed the other with the spoons, which generally goes anywhere but their wee mouths. No peeping allowed or diqualified.
BLINDMEN DRAWING A PIG; Even those who think themselves clever artists will be hard pushed to make a really good drawing of a pig, especially when it comes to putting in the eye and then the curly tail. Each friend has a pencil and a piece of paper; If the children can be trusted to keep their eyes tight shut okay, but otherwise blind folds must be applied. Then the pig is drawn, the tail is placed and the eye added. When everyone has finished, get someone in the other room to decide whose is the best, and you have a winner and many funny pigs.
DONALD DUCK, IRRITABLE AS HE IS, ALWAYS MAKES US SMILE. A SLOPPY WALK AND SHRILL SPEECH ARE HIS LOVED TRAITS. BUT ASK 'ELMER FUDD' WHO WILL SAY THAT HE IS BUGGED BY THAT ' WASCALLY WABBIT'. BUGS MAY BE WICKED FOR ELMER BUT ISN'T HE WONDERFUL FOR US?
Try and think out the answer before using 'MOUSE OVER!'
PASS YOUR MOUSE OVER THE QUESTION MARKS
(???) FOR THE ANSWER TO EACH QUESTION! ANSWER
WINDOW WILL OPEN. JUST CLICK OK TO MAKE THE ANSWER GO AWAY AND GO ON TO THE NEXT
QUESTION!
1.Who directed Bugs in the cartoon film 'A Wild Hare' his first film appearance?
6.In his screen debut, Bugs
rose casually from his rabbit hole, chewing on a carrot, peering down
the barrel of a gun, and cracked a cool Eh-h-h-h___________ ?' What
were the famous first words?
Every question has a funny but logical answer.
Click the answer button to see the answer.
Little Bit of Fun Animals
JUST CLICK O^N THE DVD SLOT NEXT TO START ON VIDEO BOX IF THE "ERROR" SLOGAN SHOWS
Little Bit of Fun With some Animals
This is the way to look Sad This is how to say Sorry
Just a little fun
NEWS.
Cornflower
loves this poem because her Mum, Queen Pepper has beautiful purple
curls already and Cornflowers reckons her mum is never going togrow
old anyway. ha ha.
WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people's gardens And learn to spit
Hi their Everyone. My
mum, Queen Pepper saw what I had written about her and her purple hair
and she said I have already made her an old lady, which isn't true
folk's, she was only joshing :). Anyway she asked me would I put this poem on here for her. Of course I told her I would, so here it is. We'll have my dad here next, does anyone know a poem about an old king with long ginger hair and beard and a moustashe. Oops I'll end up being grounded if I'm not careful. Your Princess Cornflower. xxx
WHEN I'M A LITTLE OLD LADY
When I'm a little old lady
Then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy. To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; Run in and out without closing the door.
This is called "ALL MADE WITH FOOD" Enjoy yourselves xx
What I want you to do [with help if you like] is to find as many different pieces of fruit and veg as you can in this picture?
No prizes I'm afraid but I'm sure you will have lots of fun writing down the list and trying it out on your friends. Have Fun, if you want you can play the video whilst your looking. Hope you get at least 15, there are a few more.
all the little frogs are doing a mass exodus from the pond above the patio wall, up to the top of the garden. They are probably going to the woods that is the other side of the stream. 
B. was a book with a binding of blue
D. was a duck with spots on his back
F. was a fish, who caught in a net,
H. was a hat which was all on one side,
J. was a jack-daw who hopped up and down
L. was a light which burned all the night.
N. was a net, which was thrown in the sea,
P. was a pig who was not very big
R was a rabbit who had a bad habit.
T. was a tortoise all yellow and black;
V. was a villa which stood on a hill.
X. was King Xerxes, who more than all Turks is
Z was some zinc so shiny and bright,
grow
old anyway. ha ha.
Anyway she asked me would I put this poem on here for her. 
