I just came across these little Sunday rhymes, So funny , so good.
everything about Sunday Tales has to be serious,
These were put together by Ben
The Wisdom of Children in Sunday
- Or Fractured Bible
The Sunday school teacher was
carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She
explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood
upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon
the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people
of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it
over the altar. He had them do this four times
"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class
tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water
over the steer on the altar?"
little girl in the back of the room started waving
her hand, "I know! I know!" she said, "To make the
The Sunday School teacher was
describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned
into a pillar of salt, when little Jason
interrupted, "My Mummy looked back once, while she
was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she
turned into a telephone pole!"
school teacher was telling her class the
story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was
beaten, robbed and left
for dead. She described the situation in vivid
detail so her students
would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class,
"If you saw a person
lying on the
roadside, all wounded and
bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little
girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw
Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think
Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No", replied little David, 'cause he only had two
A Sunday school teacher said to
her children, " We
have been learning how powerful kings and queens
were in Bible times. But,
there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what
One child blurted out,
There was a very gracious lady
who was mailing an old
family Bible to her brother in another part of
the country "Is there
anything breakable in here?" asked the postal
clerk. "Only the Ten
Commandments," answered the lady.
BUMPER STICKER SEEN ON
While driving in west
Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish
carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had
a sense of humor, because attached to the back of
the carriage was a hand printed sign....
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats
and grass. Caution: Do not step in
after church, a Mother asked her very
daughter what the lesson was
about. The daughter answered, "Don't
scared, you'll get your quilt."
Needless to say, the Mum was
in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the
Mother asked him what
that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He
said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by
his mother what
he had learned in Sunday school.
our teacher told us how God
sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
to lead the Israelites out of
.. When he got to the Red Sea ,
he had his
army build a pontoon bridge and
all the people walked across safely. Then,
radioed headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up
bridge and all the Israelites
"Now, Joey, is
really what your teacher taught
you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mum.
But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd
never believe it!"
A Sunday School teacher decided
to have her young class memorize one of the most
quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23.
She gave the
youngsters a month to learn the verse. Little Rick
excited about the task
-- but, he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After
much practice, he could barely get
past the first line. On the day that the kids
were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he
stepped up to the microphone and
proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all
I need to know."